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“Wiggle your big toe…wiggle…your big…toe” ~ Uma Thurman as *bleep* in Kill Bill

Kill Bill was raw as hell. Uma Thurman’s character from Kill Bill has been catapulted into the ranks of one of the most go-hard heroines in cinematic history. Yup…right up there with Ziyi Zhang’s Jen Yu from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and Sigourney Weaver’s Ripley from the Alien trilogy. She even beats out Geena Davis’ Charli Baltimore from The Long Kiss Goodnight. Quentin Tarrentino is an ill dude, man… So, Kill Bill is not for the weak of heart! Probably the hardest line I’ve heard in recent cinematic history is something like:
“I can say without ego, this is my finest blade. If you should come across God on your journey, God will be cut”. How gangsta is that?!?!?! Not to mention, it was frickin’ Sonny Chiba who said it…what?! Oh, with Gordon Liu in the background…what?! For those into martial arts flicks…that’s big man…really big. Not to mention David Carradine is “Bill”, who sounds an awful lot like Christopher Lambert (Collin McCloud from Highlander fame and Raiden from Mortal Kombat I) now that I think of it…or at least in this movie. Forgive my rambling…movie geek moment. Yo, if you like for real ass action flicks…go see Kill Bill!