My mind is telling me no!!
But my body...my body is telling me yeee- es!!
Iiii- I- I don't want to hurt nobody!
But there is one thing...one thing. I must confeee- eee- eeess!!! The Rrruh

Why is this guy still making sooo much money??? Dude, he told us back then he had problems. We knew about the whole Aaliyah thing, back when she was 15, and cats was all like, "Naw man, it's just for publicity". Shi- it...it's for perversion. Anyways...I've never been a big fan of R. Kelly, although I thought the third LP was ji' cool on some mellow out shit. Frankly, dude can't write in my opinion. He'll occassionally write something...nice, but nothing profound comes to mind when I think of R. Kelly. Can't front tho', all the songs I've heard on the radio from the Chocolate Factory cd have been HOT! Still don't like him though...pervert. On another note, after talking with other folks, I see I'm not the only one who feels bad for not being able to help but like the "Step in the Name of Love" song. That shit is just dope... I do wonder tho', would Marvin be flattered...or offended?

On another note...in attempt to prvent verbalizing profanity just for the fuck of it...I think the word "dude" will be my new euphimism for "mothafucka", or mother fucker for you proper blokes. I mean, "dude" will still mean dude...it'll just have that extra meaning for me now. Think about it...
"This dude (muthafucka) still owes me $20, man"
"Dude (muthafucka), you are trippin'."
They're completely interchangeable. And...you can say "dude" in place where you can't say...well, you know. Hey, let's do a Remember When...

Remember When: You'd sing your favorite songs back in the day, and switch the words "he" for "she" or vice- versa, just so the song woul apply to you and you wouldn't come off "funny"? Or, you'd find ways to trade your name for a like-sounding word, like "Lee" for "me"?
Remember When: "Funny" was a common terminology the old- heads used for gay people?
Remember When: "Gay" was a descriptive terminology that encompassed both the male and female gender?
Remember When: R. Kelly married Aaliyah...that dude is a pervert...