Sometimes, you just never know...

So, of course, i was watching the Oscar's lat night, and was marginally entertained. John Stewart is a funny guy, but, you need funny and charisma for the Oscar's. That's why Billy Crystal hosted so many times. But, anyway. I was watching as Dolly Parton (C'mon, where else was I going to start) was performing her light and upbeat Oscar-nominated song for "TransAmerica", and couldn't help but marvel at the two planets attatched to her. Now, I'm old enough to remember her from the '80's, and how she was the standard for big chested women everywhere. I'm old enough to remember "Rhinestone", a movie she did with Sly Stallone when he had a viable acting career. But damn! Do ya'll know, that she had those things reduced?! I mean, how big were they?!?!?! She didn't even have a midsection (either good diet, a good girdle or lipo), really, just heady, neck, breasts and hips... Them thangs were great...and Dolly looked good too. I mean, she could never sleep on her stomach, good gracious. I'm a man who goes for ass, as most brothas do, but damnit, Dolly, you can pass with all that! Whoo!
Okay...I'm composed, now. So, then, the lady who wrote and composed the theme for "Crash" did her song, "In the Deep" and really sounded good. I mean, it was really soothing and beautiful. But, who would have known that three six mafia would come out and perform "It's hard Out Here for a Pimp" to interpretive dance, and then win the Oscar for that said-same song? You gave those dudes an Oscar?! Oh, it's all over now, ya'll done opened up the flood gates now! How must Dolly and the other lady feel, losing at the Oscar's to a song called, "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp"? Wow. Oh, and did Salma Hayek look good last night or what?
PS- I finished watching my Sade lover's live concert DVD last night; I now remember perfectly why Sade is at the top of my hit list. The frame and lips on that woman...!! Her eyes!! She's just...very special to me, is all.
PPS- If ya'll saw the Boondocks last night, and didn't laugh at the Deez nuts... joke at the end... man!! Mike Epps is a fool!!! I knew that was him, too. So far, I've been able to identify all the guest star voices except for Ed Asner, and had difficulty figuring that Regina King was Huey. But, I picked up on Mos, Charlie Murphey, Samuel L. just to name a few. I guess when you imitate enough people, you can pick up on it a bit easier, but, ya'll probably figured out most of the voices, too.
Anyway, I'm out, ya'll...