The Calling (Inside the Mind of the Average Male)

It's a natural thing...an innate compulsive behavior. An indescribable force that drives men...to look at a woman's ass. We can't help it. It's what we do. The more refined try to find more discreet ways of doing it, but the average women still know we do it. You can see the, "Did he just look at my ass while he was passing by me" look on some of their faces. It's a healthy sickness, for there is something magical about a woman's posterior. The comdey comes in when a woman will pass by and you'll see men double take as she walks by just enough to get a good look at her ass. Now, most asses only need one glance, but some will get repeats, to see if there is any improvement. But a great ass...will cause conversations. Some of these conversations are without words.
Smiles light up on men's faces as a woman cuts through the workplace. An agreeable smile lights up on the average joe's face as he looks to find another who has seen what he has. He knows that there is goodness in this as he looks up at the grinning faces of his peers. They too have seen and felt the magnetic pull of a mans eyes to a woman's backside. Observe as they glide around the denim contours of her frame. Those with extraordiinary endowments are given a name, likened to great asses of the past. "Damn, shawty built like Willona up in this piece." Good times indeed, ain't we lucky we have these curves to ride on?

Ode to that ass (Yes I did say it, and yes I am going there...sorry, bored, silly and sleepy folks)

God is truly good
and it is evident in the way you walk
amazing how it can even applaud given the proper talk (hallelujah)
don't you want to do a dress rehearsal and pretend we making a baby
no I ain't crazy,
I just want to make sure you and I got the act mastered
i have no intent of fathering a bastard
i'm just trying to get to know you...in the biblical sense
for something that beautifully immense and dense is not meant to be kept but spread
now let that double etendre roll around in your head
shorty I have no words to offer you but my sincerest thanks
my only wish at this time in the midst of this rhyme
is that you and i canm be strangers once again for an instant
that i may be bathed in the unexpected beauty of seeing you for the first time
again (amen)

One of the greatest scams in history was convincing the world that woman was merely an afterthought.~ Lee the Poet