You gotta be kiddin' me...

Dog, I seen it! You gotta be kiddin' me. Are you serious? Why the hell I seen this older cat pushin a mini-van...with some young ass spinners on it. Dog, the rims had to be like 12" or smething...Them joints look like they shoulda been on my nieces power wheels or something. Dog, let it go. Do not, I repeat, do not try to look fly in a mini- van. It's a mini- van!!!! Accept your 2.5 kids and a wife and let it go. Son, you're like 40 years old, ease up.
...I thought you were supposed to have a mid- life crisis in a porsche or something, y'know, get something ridiculous. Don't be sensible and get a mini- van, and then get something ridiculous after the fact! Why would you want some 12" rims anyway?! Damn, folks need some perspective in their lives for real...