Okay, I'm disturbed. Has anyone seen the Mrs. Piggy version of the now infamous Janet Jackson nipple flash? Yes, I said Mrs. Piggy (seeing as though she and Kermit got married), hence the reason I'm disturbed. Not because she married Kermit smart ass, but because IT'S MRS. PIGGY YOU FrEAKS! Dude, is nothing sacred? Mrs. Piggy??? Why would someone take the time to make an actual picture of Mrs. Piggy's nipple? Too much time on your hands buddy, although I shudder to think what you do with your hands when they aren't doctoring pictures of muppet pigs jacked from Pizza Hut™ commercials. Don't get me wrong, shit was funny...funny as hell. But, you couldn't use an actual person you perv? You had to sully the muppets, the source of happiness for children everywhere? And I know it was a guy. Some lonely computer geek, glasses and all who sits in front of the computer all day with no real focus...waitaminute, that's starting to sound like me. But alas, I did no such doctoring, ergo (take that Amy), it was some other computer geek. Concordantly, I can call 'him" a perv if I want to. Oops, 4:30...time to go...
I'm out Biotch!