Okay, I'm like...tired and what not. I planned to watch Making The Band II and go to sleep, but, there was a Making The Video w/ Beyonce & Free in it. Bad enough the Puffy joint comes on @ 10, but then MTV ambushes me...like that dog...it's like that now?! Many I'm sure know by now that I really dig Free...a lot. Oh, and Free's booty. See...when you just got ass on top of ass, and you fine...you get love, and your ass gets love, too. Kinda like how I got love for Serena, and her ass. Double up on the love ladies...double up. Hahaha.
So, anyways, it's not like Beyonce isn't sexy ass hell, it's just she's not as appealing to me now that she and Jay are an item. Don't get me wrong, if Beyonce was sitting on my bed buck-it nekkid askin' me to hit...I'd fu'...but, ya'll undastand. I don't know, it's like when you see somebody fly that you dig with somebody they shouldn't be with cause it just doesn't "fit"(in other words: not your ass), they just don't look as good. Point in case, Whitney in her hey- day was fly, but lost a lot of that flyness when she hooked up with Bobbies cracked out ass. "We got somethin' in common'" Yeah, crack, mufu'! Ashante looks average every time I see her next to Ja Rule...that dude looks like an angry gerbil, man. An angry gerbil with fuuuucked up teeth, maaan. Hahaha. I'm tired as hell right now, so I'm ji' lunchin'.
Oh by the way, I understand I'm utilizing the euphemism for coitus by typing "fu'", which I'm well aware of (I'm not that tired), but I'm doing so a la Akinelye. "Said I wanna fu'...Said I wanna fuuu'/ Girl would you..." Ya'll know the rest...right?
But back to Beyonce, ummm, shorty is a certified brick house. She has a seventies type of frame. Ya'll ever watched the old school movies from the seventies and notice a lot of the sistas had the flat stomachs and wide hips on some hour glass in the fish eye lens type of shit. Word, man. Look at old school Pam Grier flicks, dog. Beyonce got the throw back frame, she just got the new millennium booty to go with it. A frame like that, shorty would get hurt, y' heard?
I know Jay gotta be on his game, maine...you know that dude is doin' some foul type stuff behind closed doors with that, kinda like Fifty and Mya. How'd that happen?! You know fifty be on some, "Take this magic stick, trick!" and Mya be like, "Oh, Fifty" Pronouncin' his name and shit all proper like. Hahahaha. See, Mya was fly to me prior to Fifty. Anyone ever see The Carnival benefit concert on cable Wycleff did in Miami a few years back? Mya came out in some spandex to battle against Savion Glover with the booty about to make her fall backwards, dog. Yeah (all my Java Heads...yeeeaaaaaahh), Mya can get it two years after she leaves FIfty or vice versa. I don't want no bitter ex- man type shit involvin that cat. Aight, I've rambled long enough.
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