Lil Mama

Lil mama built like a brick house
Causing brothers to stutter
Fostering lewd and lascivious fraternizations that they often put on their mother,
Like:
“Man, I put that on my mother, I’d punish that, joe! For real, youngyin’!”
Lil mama does her thing effortlessly
Summer skirt hoola hoops around her frame trying to hold on like a bull rider striving for eight seconds
Ass so ample it divides dress slacks into hemispheres
The navel the equator
Our minds be on some lets travel south for vacation this summer
Successfully transporting male mental mindscapes to the gutter
Even gay dudes be like
“Damn!”
Every dude jealous cause that ain’t his girl…wonderin' for a split second who’s hittin' that
Cause lil mama built like a brick house
Causing even the most well spoken brother to stutter
Lil mama is so stacked
That your girl will smack you for looking her way
Just because she knows she ain’t that phat
But the sheer comedy is
Lookin’ at lil mama is worth the slap
Lil mama can make an atheist find religion
Damn near every man eying her body with X- ray vision
Listen
Lil mama built like a brick house
Causing brothers to stutter
So well put together brother’s don’t even want to discuss it because it’s already known
But do so anyway just for the sport of it
Hair stays right
Skin dark as molasses
The ass is just superb the way it cuts through the work space
Forming foul thoughts and words in the most professional mind
If she knew what dudes was thinking we’d all get jail time for sexual harassment
Got dudes shook to approach her
Cause ain’t no way you’d approach someone that fine just to ask her the time
So at a loss for words you let her pass cause you know she’s heard every line
Lil mama is dead fine and
Lil mama built like a brick house
Causing brothers to stutter
So even tho’ we can’t tell her how much we appreciate her beauty
The fellas’ll settle for talkin’ about it
Amongst each other

~inspired by this bad lil mama @ my job that I always catch from behind. Naturally, all the brothers have discussed her at some point or another...