Entry fee to get in to Java Head Cafe for Drew's Birthday Roast celebration this Thursday...$5.00
Price of a bottle water to stave off dry mouth prior to performing in said roast...$1.10
Having video footage of Drew "Droopy" Anderson and (Brandi Forte) performing in 1998 as cannon fodder for the material you're going to use to bake Drew's ass...PRICELESS!
Drew, I can't wait for this roast, dog! I don't even know what I'm going to do yet. Oooooh, it's going to be funny, tho'.
PS- Go 'head! ~Drew Anderson in his acclaimed piece of the same name, which can be found on my ghettofabulous tape from 1998 that features the talent of Brandi, Drew, myself, Queen Zenobia, Wadiya Penn, and more. Bootleg coming soon!