Pump your brakes...

So, ummm, the other day, right? I was on the train, and ummmm, this lady had on a bonafide pair of Kangaroos. I repeat...Kangaroos! I didn't even know they still made them jon't for real, and they didn't look like they were that old. No way some Kangaroos made it 20 years in the condition they were in. Damn!

Which leads me to another point: Some of ya'll are being way too overzealous with this 80's fashion shit! For real! Bammas are in videos with shags now? That's what's really good Bobby Valentino? Dude, I was there, and much like the jheri curl, I knew that those were never a good look. And the skinny jeans...my God...! Stop it! Why wear a pair of skin tight jeans and then wear them to the point where I can see them hanging off ya ass?! I don't want to see that dude...ever! If it's like that, you might as well wear some thigh high boots and some draws on some Prince ish and call it a day.

That is a bad move on your part. Women don't wear jeans as tight as some of you cats. Ya'll are in danger of yeast infections them jon'ts are so tight. For real, I know your boys gotta be bakin' in them jon'ts man...for eal, be honest. Seriously though, stop that coonery, you make us all look bad.