One year older, none the wiser...Pt. 2 of 3

Aight, first of all...Big ups to Lynn, Tahzsa, and Bru for the hilarious birthday shout outs. Lynn decided to call my cell phone @ 12:00am, Bru left a funny ass post on the message/board? and Tahzsa (get well soon sweetie) left me a funny ass e-card message (click here to see).

Thoughts...(cont'd):
2. Remember When: Cliffhangers first came out (glow in the dark race track cars).

3. Ya Think...?: I’ve been listening to that “Stuck Like Glue” song from Sean Paul, and I’ve officially decided that he’s trying to dominate the world with mind control. How so? Well, he speaks in a really monotonous voice that can entrance the average club-goer or chicken head in a matter of seconds. Have you ever really listened to how boring and unenthused he sounds, man? Ya think he’s a robot? I do…I really do.

4. What is the cause of the thorough “wipe- flush- wash your hands- and have to go again” phenomenon? Aaaarggghh! I hate that. I know TMI…but don’t sit there for a minute and fake like you’ve never had that shit (no pn intended) happen.

5. Who do we thank for the dark skinned chick with the ridiculous phatty in the new OutKast video (shorty in front of the green low- low)? Gooood God!

6. Remember When: Your parents would be trippin’ when you were little, talkin’ ‘bout, “…a $1.06 a gallon?! Gas is getting expensive.”

7. Welcome to another installment of the new Leethepoet.com exclusive tangent series (insert dramatic dun dun dun dunnn sound here):
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People...You May Be Ghetto If... : You use hot sauce instead of chocolate sauce or whip cream during foreplay.
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8. If Ja Rule and Fabulous have so much loot, why can’t they get their teeth fixed? I mean, Nas did, right?

9. My mom makes the best cakes in the world, man. I got a from scratch german chocolate cake, whoooo! Great stuff, man. Had to get a decoy cake made so folks wouldn’t try to eat mine.

10. I told myself when I was younger I’d be rich @ age 27…although I pushed it back two years (‘cause of teaching), I still have to make moves for real.

11. Save Jujube Brown (formerly The Hip Hop Nightmares of Jujube Brown) will be @ the Kennedy Center this Friday for two shows, 7:30 & 10. The jont is $20 and worth every penny. Those who’ve never experienced Hip Hop Theatre before, or who have never experienced Psalmayene 24 do his theatre thizzle should make this a high priority. Fellow illpoet, W. Ellington Felton will be performing after the play for his legion of fans. I’m so there!!! You can find out a bit of info by hitting up The Kennedy Center online.

12. With the recent revival of Ren & Stimpy on Spke TV (formerly TNN), Ya think there may be a revival of The Family Guy on the horizon?

13. Why the hell have they brought back Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?! With the revival of He- Man, GI Joe, Transformers, Strawberry Shortcake, etc.- does this mean that TV & Toy execs have no idea what to sell kids?

14. Remember When: Caller ID was new technology?