I think it's something going around...seems as if I'm not the only one who has been lacking in journal entries. Droopy @ Brokeballer.com has been lacking, Bassey @ Basseyworld.com has been lacking, and Patrick @ Poemcees.com has been lacking. So there, it isn't just me! I mean I have a really good reason for not posting, it's just I can't give it to you right now cause see, well, I lost it. But I do have one! Seriously! Anyways, here's some thoughts...

Okay, I figured I'd do an alternate version to You May Be Ghetto If... by providing some real, yet raw commentary on varying subjects. Still done with a comedic edge, although offenders put on blast may be in turn offended. I was thinking of calling it, "Ya Think?", or "Just Thinking Out Loud Here..." Haven't really decided yet. Maybe you guys can hit the message/bored and submit some thoughts after you read the first installment. I'm definitely thinking of doing a sub-title, something like, "Vocalizing What the Average Joe Thinks". Well, not just like that, that sounds kinda corny, but ya get the picture, right?

Fellas: If you, like me, keep receiving emails regarding penis enlargement pills, gadgets, and supplements...you are undoubtedly annoyed by this constant spamming of your email account. However, if you, unlike me, are getting them from your ex-girlfriend or (worse) your girlfriend, perhaps you need to take a hint. Then again, if it's your ex, she could just be bitter. More than one ex, you may have a problem, champ...

Ladies: We all agree that commercials at dinner time referencing vaginal freshness is kinda annoying, and unnecessary. But, if that's the case, then why are some females still smelling "unfresh" in the '03? Perhaps they're aired during dinner time to remind you that things that smell unfresh aren't eaten...they're thrown away and talked about...badly...sometimes profusely cursed at. "Whoa...that's the worst fuckin' smellin' piece of fuckin' fish I've ever fuckin' smelled in my entire fuckin' life!"

Hey, on another note, has anyone listened to my audioblog link??? If not, whenever you see an audioblog icon, that means I called in and did my journal entry over the phone. All you need is some speakers on your computer to hear it. Anyways, I'll holla at ya'll later.

...and the doctor said my nose would stop bleeding if I just kept my finger out of there. ~ Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons