My Complaint to Blogger.com

Here's my complaint to Blogger.com about failure to access my journal...if you can call this a complaint. I'd call it a rant by a frickin' loon, personally:
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Stimpy- I can't blog...I- Can't Fre-aking- blog, man!!!
Created by H. J. Lee Bennett, III, 6-24 06:31 AM. Last updated: 6-24 06:31 AM

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Okay, I got this yesterday, and I got it today. Needless to say, I'm a very entertaining individual/ prolific writer, who I might add, gets quite a bit of hits on my web journal. My fans need to see fresh web blogs on a regular basis, it's how I plan to take over the world with my "Bubba Bo Bob Brain" tactics, although, I probably shouldn't divulge such information to you. Ah well, the fact of the matter is, my website lacks its superpowers without my web blogging...you've reverted me to a lowly Bruce Wayne, damn you! Of course I still have the money and the playboy charm, but I'm so much more than that, so...so much more. I need to be Batman, do y'hear?! I am Batman...now give me my utility belt!!! Please, I need it....give it to me...ahhhhhh!!!
PS- How do I become a blog of note?

Signed,
H. J. Lee Bennett, III aka Super (Powerless Guy Because his Journal Doesn't Work) -Man...wait, Superman wears really snug tights. Scratch that, let's go with the original analogy/ alias...
Signed,
H. J. Lee Bennett, III aka Batman
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Oh, but it gets better...I added a PS remark a couple hours later trying to get a hookup...ghetto, right?
Here it is:
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Ummm, yeah, the blog of note I wanted to have considered is my "soliloquizing..." page. Besides that, it appears that other people in my team on the venting page can post which is somewhat comforting. Just wanted to add that. Carry on...go on...what are you still doing here? Freak! I'm telling...
-H. J. Lee, 6-24 10:26 AM
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And of course, after I found out they were upgrading my account to a newer version of blogger, I had to let them know "it was all good in he hood" (best said in a eurocentric game show host voice...like that dude from family feud. Survey says..."BING!").
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Ummm, yeah, hi...me again. It, ummm, seems that, uhhhh, you guys kinda were upgrading to a newer version of blogger, and uhhhh, I uhhh, said some pretty nasty things...so, I ahhh, would like to say that, I, uhhhh...know we both said and did some things that we both regret...with the alcohol and strippers with whip cream thongs...didn't know you eloped with her in Vegas....uhhh, sorry for my part...you're sorry for yours...So let's just say that we're both sorry, and forget this ever happened...okay? It's a long trip back, anyways...hey, I got shotgun!
-H. J. Lee, 6-25 08:14 AM