Comedy for today...

Aight folks, it's almost 3:00 and I'm just getting to work. Why? Well, had to drop my truck off @ my trusty mechanics, then try to find the part he needed to fix to speed things along. Part: Discontinued. Me: Blown. Ah well, so I then get dropped off in the neighborhood of the good ole Library of Congress for some meeting I have no clue about. Walk around just to find that there are three separate buildings, the last of which was the one I needed to be in.
Funny Exchange:
Randome White Chick: "He's so silly...I mean, like, DC streets go up and down and left to right...how hard could it be?...I mean there are probably like a billion one ways, but...oh wait, this is Independence, not Constitution...Oh well!"
How profound- DC streets go up and down and left to right...wow.
Get inside and am told to walk basically around the entire frickin buildin, when I could have gone up the steps.
Anyways, the conference was an utter bore because it had nothing to do with my job capacity, but, free time away from the cubicle that is charged to my work day. Yay!!! Given inaccurate directions to the subway as I leave, so I won't be askin' LOC employees for directions anymore.
I'll probably be leaving at four to get my truck, so, good day at work. Time went by so fast, barely felt like I was there.