The Very First Installment of: You May Be Ghetto If...

Welcome to another brand new Leethepoet.com exclusive tangent series (insert dramatic dun dun dun dunnn sound here):
(In your best echoish sci- fi booming voice...)You May Be Ghetto If...
Ladies...You May Be Ghetto If...: You wear blue denim pedal pushers and black open back 2- inch heels to work.
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Thank you thank you thank you...please join us next week for another exciting and original installment of...
You May Be Ghetto If...