Okay, I'm a little salty Drew thought of the online birthday wishes before me. I mean, how dare this guy be more frickin' thoughtful and considerate than me? The nerve! Doesn't he know how selfless and kind I am to my friends and love ones?! Is he trying to make me look bad, perhaps? A fool? Well, I shan't have it, Druidious, thou hast plucked the wrong nerve of thine own person of...ahhh, Thor used to talk like this...actually, I'm sure he still does. I find it funny that someone who talks like this is so adept at whippin' peoples ass. Imagine being vanquished by such a formidable wordsmith in hand- to- hand combat. That'd be frickin' embarrasing...just like my spelling.